July31 1st 4kingpoker Fulltilt w epic HU slowroll

Played the 4kingpoker Fulltilt League today & took 1st. Played a good game for the most part, made some steals with ridiculous hands (72o) and picked up some big pots in weird spots with speculative hands that were pretty funny.
Final 3 & we hit a break. I tell them I'll 'brb' instead of clicking on ready cuz I had to let g/f know I'd be a few more minutes & was still in a game & we needed to drop her daughter off at the Greyhound (if I wasn't ready she was going to take her by herself but if I was done shortly I'd be going as well). So I get back on table & tell the other two I've gotta go SOON! Can we click on 'ready'... they don't click it? (maybe they're not there). Then it's JoeShowdown's turn & he types in some bs about me lying about having to go?? wtf? Says some more stupid shit and then lets his timer run down fully each f'n time it's his turn (just bein' a punk). I get a bit upset & he says more retarded, assuming bs. I get more upset & say fk u.. my chat gets cut off for 5mins. When it comes back on I ask him, "Why?" He responds like the punk goof he is and then I let him have it, telling him what I think of him.
Then.. just two of us left & this hand comes up.. the very first hand of HeadsUp play. I'd been min-raising ALOT with blinds being so high (more comments from him.. calling me a min-raising bot? and other stupid shit). He ships it allin ... cha-ching.. perfect time for an epic slowroll you piece of shit. I let my timer rundown & then click on extra time, letting around 30secs. or more click by then call with KK, lol. He says, "classy"..I answer "you're the one who felt it necessary to run down the timer every hand earlier"

Tried a bigger buyin on Titan $33 -$3kguar. & took 3d!

Played a higher buyin on Titan tonight (higher compared to all the micro donkaments I've been playing) - $33 buyin $3Kguar. 6,000chips 12min.levels. I liked it!
As the tourney progressed (about 1/2 field remaining), 6 of 8 players on the table were all ranked as an A*** (min.) on Topshark, some even A***** with over $100,000 in profit. It made for a good game & one I felt very comfortable playing in.
I'll definitely be playing more MTT's on that site (a couple of $20 buyins & a couple $33 buyins & a $109 buyin on the weekends). Looking forward to it! If I can continue to build on there I'll be able to transfer funds over to Fulltilt & take a shot on there too.

Some more funny stuff

Hand with the AQ v 44.. was on bubble & I decide to just complete SB to a UTG limper. 44 in BB decides to slowplay the flop & turn, then bets river when I check to him, hee hee hee

AA.. EP raises.. eMP shoves, I reshove.. & 54 in EP calls 3rd allin, LOL..Gotta love it!

Playing alot of micros on Stars these days....

Some of the hands they'll call down with in early levels are really humorous. This one.. although his play was funny the outcome wasn't.
He Limp/Calls a 4.5x raise pre.. then check raises me allin on the flop, LOL.

Funny Hand in DailyDonker$1rebuy Fulltilt

Doesn't get any better than this....
Limp in EP w AXs.. goes 6-way & I flop the nuts.
Blind leads out POT.. 2 callers.. I call.. another calls.
Turn.. Blind shoves.. next guy is allin.. next guy is allin.. I'm allin.. then even the guy after me gets it allin... LOL... way too funny!!


This hand, I raise AA.. he calls. I lead out on flop near POT.. he calls. Turn I overshove allin... he calls.. phew, LOL

2 Cardschat final tables today

Two Cardschat final tables today. In the one I was down to 600chips in early levels after getting called down real light on the river.. a crazy call I thought (maybe a crazy attempt at representing a hand to a player who's unable to think at that level?).
In the other (both on Fulltilt) I was first out on final table when I got called down by a UTG limper on the flop after check-raising them allin on the flop (they actually called me with 1-card of the ignorant end of a straightdraw (me TopPr.).. they hit it on the turn & I was sent to the rail.
Some funny hands in early going in all the tourneys I played today (some really fun bluffs, some big hands getting paid off BIG... as in WOW..how do they get it in there, hee hee hee). Then I played a $5 buyin Railbirds donkament (had $500 added.. hence why I endured it)... went out in 14th off the bubble by a bit.. 77 running into QQ. Kind of a shame because some of the players were just sooo bad (but hey.. they're havin' fun).

2 final tables on Stars today

Two final tables on Pokerstars today, missing out on the bigger money but still I'll take the 8th of 2,987 for $172.00 & the 7th in the $5 360cap mtt. Also a min.cash in another MTT I played on stars (and yah.. went out on a badbeat in that one... just ITM my AA < TT.. sigh..). Still, it was nice to have some of my big hands hold up today!!! (the extra few bucks will help out the bankroll too!)

Why bother to even write?.. Major downswing cont.

Just a ridiculous MTT downswing goin' on. Doesn't f'n matter... get stuck on a table of HUGE fish... wait.. wait... wait.. OK.. BINGO... get the chips in as a HUGE fav.,.. 87% 3wy... guy f'n hits 2outer.. geez. Once.. twice.. 100... 200.. wtf? It's been a real grind lately and the bankroll is worse than it's ever been (the transfers are KILLING me... have transferred over $4,000 now easily). Fulltilt is down near rock bottom.
This MTT was with one of my last remaining tokens (so far have cashed out FUCKEN ZERO from my steps investment... even though I'd won a TON of step 2's.. then a bunch of donkings into Step3's.. but still very profitable w ROI ~35% overall easily... but when you bink every f'n one of them in MTT's.... argh!!!). Few more to go.. will prob use them for Satty play.. mtt's just seem like a major fuckaround.

Private mtt's today were a f'n joke again too... getting it in 3to1 fav. eL's.. some jerkoff calls 3rd allin.. (early going).. with f'n AQo.. wtf? THen same for snoopsters... she 4bet shoves 130bb's.. and the fucken tool calls her with AQo.. less than 24%eq vs. her range there.. getting only 1.2to1 on the call.. bryan..what a f'n donkey goofball... WOW!!!

Pictured is the shitty fucken hand I went out on tonight.
I limp/Call a 3x rs (knew I'd likely get 4 f'n callers if I raised.. so fuck it.. I"ll limp/call cuz even if I flop the set.. these guys were soooooo f'n stupid that they won't even begin to consider my range just might be a mid pp that hits the set when they see me bet out & the get allin vs. a shove... but nope.. other guy has to call as well.. in hopes of hitting his 2outer which he does. Funnier thing.. the fuckn idiot in BB chk-Rs his entire stack in.. bigtime overshove.. with only a 1.7% chance of winning the hand.. with shitty TPWK.. what a donkey... sooo sick

FTR500 on Fulltilt... min. cash.. sigh...

Well, played well in this tourney. Had actually forgotten all about it & was napping in the LazyBoy chair.. got up thinking I'd play a $26 & a $75 buyin mtt with some of my tokens on Fulltilt then remembers.. "Oh yah.. the f'n FTR500!!" 45mins. late I sign in, win a big hand & double up in BB, BTN & SB limp in.. I shove 1,000 (13bb.. w JJ.. SB calls off their stack with A6o.. JJ holds tyty.
THen... I raise it up on HJ with AQs.. SB SS shoves 14bb I call & lose to JJ.. sigh. Back down to bein' a SS... but I double up again... & then again..weee AK > QQ.

Closing in on Bubble, in decent shape I shove over two limpers & pick up a nice & needed pot (how do they limp at 200/400?? when most stacks are short cuz they all want a min. cash). Then I ship 18bb's over 1 limper w AA.. player to my left (MANIAC) tanks.. runs timer to zero & I show AA.. lol. Very next hand I raise it up 2.2x to 911.. he ships 7k... tons of SS's..I'm also on 7k.. & I fold JJ.. sigh.. (probably a bad fold but I was SICK of going out with a decent stack closing in on bubble... ok so I wanted a min. cash too, LOL).
We make it into the money & very first hand with 15players left I wake up on 7plyr. table with 10-10 UTG, on ~12bb (which actually had me sitting in 7th of 15 left.. TONS of SS's). SB calls with AKs.. I flop the T for a set.. but gives him a gutterball.. which he hits on the turn... sigh.. I'm drawing slimp on the river & can't hit it... fk me!! I'm crippled & I go out shortly thereafter in 15th for a min. cash.. of $17 on a $5 buyin.. sigh (Could've been worse & was happy with my play, needing to make mega adjustments for the ton of randoms & Railbird-type donks in it).

A handful of small MTT cashes....

Played some priv. MTTs & priv. Freerolls & took down a few small cashes (Cashing in all of them, narrowly missing taking them down... & yah.. takin' a bad beat at the end, lol). Was playing great lately... game feels right on. Also placed 130th in the MSOP#54 & had satellited in for $2. Won a $4 satty to the MSOP#56 but didn't bother to play it (wasn't feelin' it).